I'm sorry..

 This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are:

1)I'm sorry


That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date.

2) I'm sorry


That I don't smother my face in make-up
To look a different way.

3) I'm sorry

That my boobs aren't big enough
to "satisfy" your needs.

4) I'm sorry

that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

5) I'm sorry

That I'm not pretty enough
to be "your girl".

6) I'm sorry

That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you.

7) I'm sorry

I don't have a dream body
that turns you on.

But most of all I'm sorry

                      That you can't accept me for who I am.